the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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