hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I'm bleeding and have questions
My life is pants optional.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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