...so i touched it.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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