Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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