New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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