ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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