Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
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Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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