We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday