Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
So vagazzling was a success
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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