I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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