my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
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With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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