i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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