So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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