They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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