I threw up into my coffee this morning.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
