Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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