Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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