? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
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So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
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For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.