Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(727): View more from Florida

I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class

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(802): View more from Vermont

he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.

(1-802): View more from Vermont

it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.

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(305): View more from Florida

What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"

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(703): View more from Virginia

I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years

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(843): View more from South Carolina

May the one with the liver that just won't quit win

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(703): View more from Virginia

we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.

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(585): View more from New York

He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂

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