I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
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Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂