Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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