white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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