even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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