I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
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This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
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Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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