Farmville is her only friend.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
