I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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