this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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