What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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