what if I'm pregnant?
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I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
The adults are the big ones right?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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