Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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