You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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