Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
So squirting runs in the family.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
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So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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