You made me cry and you don't even care
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
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Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
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We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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