I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
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And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
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Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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