chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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