Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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