oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
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Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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