You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
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we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
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Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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