dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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