ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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