What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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