Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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