I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
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Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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