just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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