What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
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I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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