A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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