it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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