12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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