Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
It's official drugs can't kill me
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he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
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I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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