please come you make the beer taste better
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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