Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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