i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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