He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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