I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
