South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
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We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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