I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
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somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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