he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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