just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
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You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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